Monday, October 8, 2012

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Paul and I have been watching The Walking Dead on Netflix lately, and tonight he started shouting zombie survival advice at the tv.  His advice certainly won't help any of the characters, but maybe it could help you!  So I present to you...

Paul's Zombie Survival Tips

  • Keep your mouth closed.  Because you don't want their zombie blood to spurt in your mouth and infect you.
  • When you're hiding from the zombies and they stagger away, wait 10 minutes before you come out from your hiding spot.
  • Don't shoot them.  If you shoot them, more zombies will come.  You have to kill them quietly.
  • When someone is chasing zombies away from you, stay in your hiding spot.
  • The Jeep Wagoneer is the worst car to have because it only gets 9 mpg. This is the situation where you would want a Prius.  The only situation.
  • Silencers.  I'd elaborate, but that's all I got.
  • Find a place to bathe.  He didn't point this out tonight, but if you remember his proclamation from our Natural Bridge trip, you know this is important to him.
So there you have it. It's not much, but at least you know now that that Jeep Wagoneer of yours won't get you far when it's just you, your rag-tag group of new friends, and a bunch of zombies.

1 comment:

  1. Have I told you lately how much I love hearing Paul stories? :)